Ramblr

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#ritz

I know it looks like poop, but it’s actually a bangin ass brownie. It also serves as a bag of evidence of how awesome of a friend ritz is.

I know it looks like poop, but it’s actually a bangin ass brownie. It also serves as a bag of evidence of how awesome of a friend ritz is.

… if you stop ordering more Chinese food than you could possibly handle

… if you stop ordering more Chinese food than you could possibly handle

after i expressed my nervousness about going to my first spin class…

after i expressed my nervousness about going to my first spin class…

i find her icon to be the most amusing part of this… she followed this by saying she was going to buy her the most expensive shampoo ever… so she can smell good like her momma always does.

i find her icon to be the most amusing part of this… she followed this by saying she was going to buy her the most expensive shampoo ever… so she can smell good like her momma always does.

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