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REASON BRAND cranking out yet another awesome shirt. buy it here.

REASON BRAND cranking out yet another awesome shirt. buy it here.

jimforce:

This is my Boss Pete. He is strong. He carries things. He got me my job. cause when people asked who should have my job Pete Said “I am Strong”. So then I got my job.

Pete used to be my boss. Pete is now my guitar teacher. I have been a terrible student, and I’m going back to him next week because his face in this picture is really intimidating.

jimforce:

This is my Boss Pete. He is strong. He carries things. He got me my job. cause when people asked who should have my job Pete Said “I am Strong”. So then I got my job.

Pete used to be my boss. Pete is now my guitar teacher. I have been a terrible student, and I’m going back to him next week because his face in this picture is really intimidating.

“…that’s beating a dead punctuation horse.”

– Whitney on having to typeset too many em dashes in a paragraph.

ritzyritz:

Eat something

ritz and i had a tanningpicniclunch just now, and we sat near this twig. this doesn’t truly show how much this guy’s ribs were sticking out…

ritzyritz:

Eat something

ritz and i had a tanningpicniclunch just now, and we sat near this twig. this doesn’t truly show how much this guy’s ribs were sticking out…

“I was walking through the meat market (formerly the trans-sexual/scumbag epicenter of downtown Manhattan which is now where all the boutiques and clubs are) last weekend. While I appreciate what it’s doing for my property value, what the fuck is going on there? The clubs? I don’t get it. Well, I kinda do. Girls like to dress up, go out and dance so, bam, that’s why they’re there. Guys like to fuck girls, bam..that’s why they’re there…but I can’t help but wonder, ‘How did it get so bad?’”

– Oh Blockhead, you’re so on point and I agree with you, once again. Ritz and I were walking past a “beer garden” a few Thursdays ago and I have never seen so many yuppies in the skimpiest dresses, most of which have probably been to Germany and are probably aware of the fact that one shouldn’t have to dress up to go to a beer garden.

"I just found this in my room, I don’t know what to do with it".  A christmas-shopping trip with andrea to marshalls resulted in us buying glitter encrusted star of david soap dispensers.

"I just found this in my room, I don’t know what to do with it". A christmas-shopping trip with andrea to marshalls resulted in us buying glitter encrusted star of david soap dispensers.

This is my friend Ian, who was apparently possessed by my picanic blanket. Moment of exorcism captured by Victoria doesn’tusehertumblr Wagner.

This is my friend Ian, who was apparently possessed by my picanic blanket. Moment of exorcism captured by Victoria doesn’tusehertumblr Wagner.

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